lvysaur:

sluttyoliveoil:

lvysaur:

lvysaur:

when i say peeka you say boo

peeka

chu

shut the fuck up

(Source: engineerings, via fatwink)

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO

WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED

DON’T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO

i just threw up

(Source: fabulewis, via rati0nalgaze)

krabkrust:

seblaine:

circletines:

IF YOU SAY THE WORD BATTERIES REALLY FAST IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE SAYING “PARIS” IN A FRENCH ACCENT

WORD OF WARNING THIS ONLY WORKS IF YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT IF NOT YOU WILL JUST SIT IN YOUR ROOM LIKE A KNOB SAYING BATTERIES

It sounded like i was saying ‘PATRICE’ in a french accent to be fair

(via laughcentre)

getting-fit-staying-fab:

musicbeatstherapy:

jelee-:

rockpapertheodore:

tinyspacebabe:

ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore

you sound fannytroubled

a little bootybothered if you ask me

someone’s having a little tushytantrum

Fanny troubled? Are you having vagina problems?

(via laughcentre)

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